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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the loft
Not a creature was stirring, except for the party …. that was totally going off!
The drinks were being poured …. With frankly not enough care,
Cause fifteen bucks in Vodka had just been spilt everywhere!
The guests had all arrived, and some were making out on the bed
While visions of nakedness danced through everyone’s head!
The bathroom was occupied …. Not sure by who
But if I had to guess I would imagine more than two!
When out in the stairway I heard a huge bang
I sprang from the couch cause EVERYone was calling my name!
I ran to the door …. While Beto hid the stash
No cops were going to ruin our huge Christmas bash!!
The street lights were blinding …. Damn did I just see snow
No my eyes were deceiving me …. It couldn’t be so!
When just in that instance a massive limo arrived
It was red, obnoxious and …. Wait is that little reindeer painted on the side!
The back door swung open, who’s in there, I can’t see
All of this anticipation is totally killing me!
Out they piled, hooves antlers and all
The whole party had stopped …. And a voice began to call
“Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer! Now, Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donnder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
Palm leaves flew up and sand swirled in the air
These reindeer were fast and as big as a bear!
We all stood in awe, not sure what to think
My jaw dropped to the ground when out started to slink ….
Two sexy babes dressed all in greens and blues
With fur trim on everything down to their shoes!
Out from the back rumbled a low Hoe Hoe Hoe
And out stepped a jolly man with a big bag marked coal!
From the back of the room someone drunkenly screamed “Santa Claus!”
He winked and agreed …. Soon the room filled with applause!
We all had been Naughty all year …. Every day
Honestly I was curious “What would Santa say!?!”
To my surprise gifts everyone got
Not coal but sexy new toys marked …. For your G-Spot!
Before I realized it …. The entourage piled back into the limo
I was sad to see them go …. Then Beto passed me a Primo!!
I smoked up and smiled as he drove out of sight
Exclaiming “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

I hope you liked my fun little Christmas poem I put together!!!

Merry Christmas!!! And Thank you soooooo much for being my fan!! Without you there would be no me!!! I wish you all the BEST this next year!!! Muah!!!

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